Geez.....

Look at this asshole.....Unibroue?....Seriously?

8 of the best years of my life with this Dummy.
Fuckin' A.
Recession is a reality, Pizza joints all over the city have apology letters on display explaining why it's 2.50 for a slice of regular pizza. It's crazy, but the price of flour has doubled in the last 2 months. The next Prez is going to have his hands full....Notice I said his...If the wrong person gets a hold it will be like what happened in Back to the Future when young Biff Tannen got a hold of that sports almanac...Shit...
I wish I was getting paid Euro....Those lucky Dummies are having a god damn field day over there.....Everything is buy one get one!
If things don't change....
I'm gonna have to start eating these.


And dying my own hair.


Luckily there are people like this to remind me that no matter what...Life is always good.

The Principal

I'm sitting next to three guys being enlightened about the etiquette of male bathroom situations. Apparently, rules are broken all the time...And there's too much touching and talking going on.
Not much has been happening apart from the fact that I am currently preparing for what some are calling the BEST SUMMER EVER!!! (B.S.E.)


Mother's day.


Zombie Party.

This is cool...

Late nights and cash only

It seems that everyone has at one point caught a mere glimpse of what it would be like to carry around a dead friend....Here's my favorite.
Weekend at Brady's.....

About friggin' time

It's been so long since I've posted....This will barely make any sense.

The holidays were the best ever and I felt some serious holiday spirit...

New Years in PA....



Went to the PBR Championship again....Only fools miss events like this.

The ladies at the Rodeo....Not to be confused with Rodeo...(Ro-day-oh)


I went here after being warned not go....Sometimes you have to see for yourself....I left feeling angry and kinda wanted to ask for my money back.....For such an amazing structure...The artwork was genuinely bad.

The last Social was awesome....

The next one's on Friday...

We can go to brunch on Sunday and see this dude....

Wicked Pissa

For those of you have never spent a significant chunk of time in Maine....Here are some tips for ya.

Apiece: Some distance, sometimes a segment of time.
Bug: Lobster.
Finest kind: The very best around, also a drug reference.
Car: Any kind of automobile.
Dite: A small amount.
Flatlandah: Someone "from away" (or from the "flatlands", specifically referring to nearby southern New England and urbanized states like Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, etc.)

Bumpah Stickas are popular.
So are personalized plates.



I took this picture with my phone.
I guess the days of talking and pumping are over.



Sangillos...Jello shots and locals = Heaven



This was displayed in the window of a souvenir shop down in the Old Port.
In case you can't see.
It's a global warming mug....When it heats up it shows you the disapearing coastlines.
Is this disturbing to anyone else?





All drinks are served in pint glasses....Which...To me is a slice of heaven on earth.
5 bucks for a pint glass size Stoli soda.
Love it.
Love Maine.

The Overkill Killer

We are cursing and cooking salt wings and lately we have been staying out way too late...Too often...

Here's some things one would find at the Fulton Street Mall.

Leather skeleton vest with mesh eyes and full zip up hood.



Grills...



Slutty Mannequins...


Juniors...



Subtle enlightenment...



Moral murals...



Is the Dumb and Dumber look in...Guess so.

CMJesus Mary and Joseph

Days upon days of music and booze and bars and face time will push you to new levels...By that I mean it will make you come home at 4am and take Emo teen pictures...Which way do you slit again?



Some bands i saw this week...

The Jealous Girlfriends
Illinois
Pattern is Movement
The Foals
Band of Horses
Peter, Bjorn without John.
Slaraffenland
The Subjects
Luke Temple
Sam Champion


Check out this cannoli shell.



This woman spit on me outside the OTB.



Saw this shirt at the dry cleaners. I hope it never gets picked up.



You know when you're playing Pac-man and somehow you go through a Ghost and live?
This image will not evoke that feeling.


24 ounce PBRs......



and laser rings...I'm just sayin.