The Gutter

Just because I'm talking shit doesn't mean I didn't have fun.
Before I went to the new bowling alley in Brooklyn..(The Gutter)...I saw some pictures on the internet machine...I'm gonna show you one and then we can talk about how misleading the world is.



So...When I saw this picture I thought it was awesome that we were going to have a real bowling alley in town...
What they don't show in any of the postings is the partition of windows in the middle of the place...Basically...It's not that deep...They're are only about 8 lanes and you are almost always going to wait an hour....During this hour you will drink overpriced micro-brews and forget for a short time that going bowling is about to cost you 60 bucks.
The bowling portion is fun...But also prepare for a total H-ster shit show which will involve men with ironic stashes falling drunk onto your lane...Or drunk girls getting pissed that "Nobody was watching!" when she got down 3 pins and is about to break her previous score of 64.
Also...The guy at the door has a really bad memory...So just keep your ID close...I showed mine at least 7 times that night.