Late nights and cash only

It seems that everyone has at one point caught a mere glimpse of what it would be like to carry around a dead friend....Here's my favorite.
Weekend at Brady's.....

About friggin' time

It's been so long since I've posted....This will barely make any sense.

The holidays were the best ever and I felt some serious holiday spirit...

New Years in PA....



Went to the PBR Championship again....Only fools miss events like this.

The ladies at the Rodeo....Not to be confused with Rodeo...(Ro-day-oh)


I went here after being warned not go....Sometimes you have to see for yourself....I left feeling angry and kinda wanted to ask for my money back.....For such an amazing structure...The artwork was genuinely bad.

The last Social was awesome....

The next one's on Friday...

We can go to brunch on Sunday and see this dude....

Wicked Pissa

For those of you have never spent a significant chunk of time in Maine....Here are some tips for ya.

Apiece: Some distance, sometimes a segment of time.
Bug: Lobster.
Finest kind: The very best around, also a drug reference.
Car: Any kind of automobile.
Dite: A small amount.
Flatlandah: Someone "from away" (or from the "flatlands", specifically referring to nearby southern New England and urbanized states like Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, etc.)

Bumpah Stickas are popular.
So are personalized plates.



I took this picture with my phone.
I guess the days of talking and pumping are over.



Sangillos...Jello shots and locals = Heaven



This was displayed in the window of a souvenir shop down in the Old Port.
In case you can't see.
It's a global warming mug....When it heats up it shows you the disapearing coastlines.
Is this disturbing to anyone else?





All drinks are served in pint glasses....Which...To me is a slice of heaven on earth.
5 bucks for a pint glass size Stoli soda.
Love it.
Love Maine.

The Overkill Killer

We are cursing and cooking salt wings and lately we have been staying out way too late...Too often...

Here's some things one would find at the Fulton Street Mall.

Leather skeleton vest with mesh eyes and full zip up hood.



Grills...



Slutty Mannequins...


Juniors...



Subtle enlightenment...



Moral murals...



Is the Dumb and Dumber look in...Guess so.

CMJesus Mary and Joseph

Days upon days of music and booze and bars and face time will push you to new levels...By that I mean it will make you come home at 4am and take Emo teen pictures...Which way do you slit again?



Some bands i saw this week...

The Jealous Girlfriends
Illinois
Pattern is Movement
The Foals
Band of Horses
Peter, Bjorn without John.
Slaraffenland
The Subjects
Luke Temple
Sam Champion


Check out this cannoli shell.



This woman spit on me outside the OTB.



Saw this shirt at the dry cleaners. I hope it never gets picked up.



You know when you're playing Pac-man and somehow you go through a Ghost and live?
This image will not evoke that feeling.


24 ounce PBRs......



and laser rings...I'm just sayin.

Off the Ropes

Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.

There was a wrestling match in the elementary school parking lot by my house today.
Two dollar admission and everything that came after was priceless.

The match was Shaolin vs Some Guy From Boston.
Kids were shouting things like..."You're an Ugly Stupid Wimp!" and also..."Fag" and "Homo"

The Gutter

Just because I'm talking shit doesn't mean I didn't have fun.
Before I went to the new bowling alley in Brooklyn..(The Gutter)...I saw some pictures on the internet machine...I'm gonna show you one and then we can talk about how misleading the world is.



So...When I saw this picture I thought it was awesome that we were going to have a real bowling alley in town...
What they don't show in any of the postings is the partition of windows in the middle of the place...Basically...It's not that deep...They're are only about 8 lanes and you are almost always going to wait an hour....During this hour you will drink overpriced micro-brews and forget for a short time that going bowling is about to cost you 60 bucks.
The bowling portion is fun...But also prepare for a total H-ster shit show which will involve men with ironic stashes falling drunk onto your lane...Or drunk girls getting pissed that "Nobody was watching!" when she got down 3 pins and is about to break her previous score of 64.
Also...The guy at the door has a really bad memory...So just keep your ID close...I showed mine at least 7 times that night.