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Music is my Boyfriend?

Since all the sniffling indie kids who seem to have opinions that they themselves feel valid....I too would like to enlighten the internet land of make believe with my favorite record of 2008. If you've been around...You have already heard me mention this many a times...I thank Andrea for giving it to me.



Gotta love a good Sconi boy...

Thanksgiving is over....But giving thanks never ends.

Failblog.org is the shit

Hitler Plans Burning Man

I'm not sure how funny this will be if you don't go or know anyone who goes to Burning Man...BUT...It's Hitler....That's always a little funny...Right? Right.

Chinese Democracy.

On Sunday night we listened to the new GNR on vinyl and attempted to understand. No such luck.
I never meant to laugh at you Axel..


Chuck K. review might help fill in the blanks.
http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/chuck_klosterman_reviews


Check out this shirt. Can you believe someone gave this away? What a wonderful life!

Oh yes he did!

There is no one flying this plane....

Holy SHIT!!!!!!
I know we have all seen this...I couldn't help myself. REALLY? SERIOUSlY?
I think even PETA was like...."Are you kiddin' me?" You can make this stuff up! How does she manage to overlook EVERYTHING. And she's drinking her coffee with a straw out of the lid which is always a sign of lameness.

I just wrote this email to Amanda Daflos...

I finally had a second to catch up and send you at least a frigging email...I've been looking for work constantly....Which SUCKS.....And it makes me wonder why we all went to school and tried to do things that looked good on our resume...I'm starting to think that if I didn't spend all of HS and a few years prior worrying about what people would think of me I would be a plumber right now making overtime...I have that feeling where I feel like it would make the most sense to learn a valuable trade instead of working in a luxury industry like Marketing....I have friends in many fields that have been laid off over the past few months and some who have "dodged a bullet." It seems to me like things have crumbled and it's time to think about what we actually want to do....And if that means just working jobs to make money and travelling than why not. If that means moving home....Just kidding....But my point is that nothing around us matters...As long as we know who we are and are sure of that than who gives a shit if we work for the MTA or not...I feel like I have wasted way to much time doing what I'm supposed to do....And some of it was right for me and I'm glad for it....I just can't keep thinking about the things I wish I COULD do....I currently have two friends with me that are from Ireland and Israel...They have both been travelling around South America for the better part of this year...They are pulsating with experiences and connections and in their eyes you can see the kind of satisfaction that only someone who is living in the moment can have...I feel that myself...But this past year was much more rocky than I have had in some time...It is that which has brought me to this tangent...What really matters is being around those we love and enjoying the ideals of life....I can actually say that I feel happier knowing that someone worthy is in charge of our country. That has changed me in a good way and makes me understand the meaning of hope and change...It is that concept that I want to bring into my own life...Freeing ourselves of doubt. Overcoming the fear of true personal success....

Love,
Amy
Miss you.

Sarah Palin is the fucking Devil.

I haven't written a lick since May. That being said. I woke up this morning freaking out about last night's speech. Part of me thinks that Sarah Palin is an absolute genius. That's the part of me that loves good marketing.

Here's what this women makes me feel like. Have you ever played on a team or watched a team you love play an important game? Well...You know the feeling you get when the ref makes a bullshit call? And everyone knows it's bullshit...Everyone....And your team loses because of it...And the coach gets kicked off because he can't stiffle the anger towards the bullshit. That's how the Palin/McCain ticket makes me feel. I'm in a constant state of watching bullshit calls. The part that gets me is that even the other teams sees that it's wrong....But their desire to win stops them from stepping up and seeing the truth. These are the people that are okay with winning even if it's unfair. These are the people who wanna run our country. I never thought anyone could top 8 years of Bush. Baffled once again.

Geez.....

Look at this asshole.....Unibroue?....Seriously?

8 of the best years of my life with this Dummy.
Fuckin' A.
Recession is a reality, Pizza joints all over the city have apology letters on display explaining why it's 2.50 for a slice of regular pizza. It's crazy, but the price of flour has doubled in the last 2 months. The next Prez is going to have his hands full....Notice I said his...If the wrong person gets a hold it will be like what happened in Back to the Future when young Biff Tannen got a hold of that sports almanac...Shit...
I wish I was getting paid Euro....Those lucky Dummies are having a god damn field day over there.....Everything is buy one get one!
If things don't change....
I'm gonna have to start eating these.


And dying my own hair.


Luckily there are people like this to remind me that no matter what...Life is always good.

The Principal

I'm sitting next to three guys being enlightened about the etiquette of male bathroom situations. Apparently, rules are broken all the time...And there's too much touching and talking going on.
Not much has been happening apart from the fact that I am currently preparing for what some are calling the BEST SUMMER EVER!!! (B.S.E.)


Mother's day.


Zombie Party.

This is cool...

Late nights and cash only

It seems that everyone has at one point caught a mere glimpse of what it would be like to carry around a dead friend....Here's my favorite.
Weekend at Brady's.....

About friggin' time

It's been so long since I've posted....This will barely make any sense.

The holidays were the best ever and I felt some serious holiday spirit...

New Years in PA....



Went to the PBR Championship again....Only fools miss events like this.

The ladies at the Rodeo....Not to be confused with Rodeo...(Ro-day-oh)


I went here after being warned not go....Sometimes you have to see for yourself....I left feeling angry and kinda wanted to ask for my money back.....For such an amazing structure...The artwork was genuinely bad.

The last Social was awesome....

The next one's on Friday...

We can go to brunch on Sunday and see this dude....

Wicked Pissa

For those of you have never spent a significant chunk of time in Maine....Here are some tips for ya.

Apiece: Some distance, sometimes a segment of time.
Bug: Lobster.
Finest kind: The very best around, also a drug reference.
Car: Any kind of automobile.
Dite: A small amount.
Flatlandah: Someone "from away" (or from the "flatlands", specifically referring to nearby southern New England and urbanized states like Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, etc.)

Bumpah Stickas are popular.
So are personalized plates.



I took this picture with my phone.
I guess the days of talking and pumping are over.



Sangillos...Jello shots and locals = Heaven



This was displayed in the window of a souvenir shop down in the Old Port.
In case you can't see.
It's a global warming mug....When it heats up it shows you the disapearing coastlines.
Is this disturbing to anyone else?





All drinks are served in pint glasses....Which...To me is a slice of heaven on earth.
5 bucks for a pint glass size Stoli soda.
Love it.
Love Maine.

The Overkill Killer

We are cursing and cooking salt wings and lately we have been staying out way too late...Too often...

Here's some things one would find at the Fulton Street Mall.

Leather skeleton vest with mesh eyes and full zip up hood.



Grills...



Slutty Mannequins...


Juniors...



Subtle enlightenment...



Moral murals...



Is the Dumb and Dumber look in...Guess so.

CMJesus Mary and Joseph

Days upon days of music and booze and bars and face time will push you to new levels...By that I mean it will make you come home at 4am and take Emo teen pictures...Which way do you slit again?



Some bands i saw this week...

The Jealous Girlfriends
Illinois
Pattern is Movement
The Foals
Band of Horses
Peter, Bjorn without John.
Slaraffenland
The Subjects
Luke Temple
Sam Champion


Check out this cannoli shell.



This woman spit on me outside the OTB.



Saw this shirt at the dry cleaners. I hope it never gets picked up.



You know when you're playing Pac-man and somehow you go through a Ghost and live?
This image will not evoke that feeling.


24 ounce PBRs......



and laser rings...I'm just sayin.

Off the Ropes

Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.

There was a wrestling match in the elementary school parking lot by my house today.
Two dollar admission and everything that came after was priceless.

The match was Shaolin vs Some Guy From Boston.
Kids were shouting things like..."You're an Ugly Stupid Wimp!" and also..."Fag" and "Homo"

The Gutter

Just because I'm talking shit doesn't mean I didn't have fun.
Before I went to the new bowling alley in Brooklyn..(The Gutter)...I saw some pictures on the internet machine...I'm gonna show you one and then we can talk about how misleading the world is.



So...When I saw this picture I thought it was awesome that we were going to have a real bowling alley in town...
What they don't show in any of the postings is the partition of windows in the middle of the place...Basically...It's not that deep...They're are only about 8 lanes and you are almost always going to wait an hour....During this hour you will drink overpriced micro-brews and forget for a short time that going bowling is about to cost you 60 bucks.
The bowling portion is fun...But also prepare for a total H-ster shit show which will involve men with ironic stashes falling drunk onto your lane...Or drunk girls getting pissed that "Nobody was watching!" when she got down 3 pins and is about to break her previous score of 64.
Also...The guy at the door has a really bad memory...So just keep your ID close...I showed mine at least 7 times that night.