Feisty

Can we all just pause and appreciate people like Amy Winehouse.
Without them we would never get to feel so damn sane.
Thanks Amy.


So I went to the American Apparal factory in Downtown LA.
I have some issues with that company....For instance..This....


In case you can't read the sign...It says "American Apparal is an Industrial Revolution."
Yeak..OK..Eli fuckin' Whitney.
Thousands of illegal immigrants workin' for commission on productivity.
Fuck off...



This does not look like a printing press and sure as shit doesn't look like a cotton gin...Industrial Revolution...Interchangable parts...please...

I still bought shit...



Just another day in....

Four days of bliss with the best blonde in the burg.

Venice Beach..This was at the exact moment that we saw a chihuahua with a gigantic penis stroll by as his owner reffered to him and another dog as his "love machines."



This lady battled with the umbrella for a long enough time to notice...



She eventually won.



This was cool



This was cooler.



This was the coolest.




Baffled by a tote bag once again.



Sometimes we learn the hard way...There's an apparant price to pay when you hold a Datsun puppy at a mall pet store...You know how they roll....around in their own poop!

One in the stink...Two in the Pinkberry

After a month of having an unnatural hate for Pinkberry...I went in and confirmed my hate.



I had some ladies with me to make sure I wasn't just being bias.





This image completely stunted a lifetime of previous human understanding.



And this was the caption to go with it...
"You've been swimming through my head all day long."












If you can look past the Crocs...This is the coolest farkin' kid ever.

I'll explain this later....For now...Enjoy.

Balls

Today I experienced the Valley....
Our first stop was Starbucks...No need for a picture...We're well versed in grandes and half and half..
Second stop was Rite Aid...I'm obsessed with finding these shoes...(Funsteps)
They didn't have them...BUT..They had this guy who was apparantly on a dare mission to fill up his tub and spend the night bathing in Carlo Rossi.



After that we went to a very unorganized Salvation Army...I saw a women pushing this...



I didn't set foot in this place..But I love the theme...



I'm up uploading right now because of this...



Who the fongool stuck a tag there? Couldn't they have stuck the price tag on the back or on the frame?...I mean REALLY?!?!

Angelenos

This past month in LA has taught me a few things...
Lindsay Lohan has orange colored skin...Skid Row is real..Trader Joes is a gift from God...and people who hate LA are clearly not hanging out in Silverlake/Echo Park or Los Feliz.

South Central



Malibu


Bad Choice



Good Choice



"It's the Water."



Bar 107



This dress evokes questions....Like...."Are you from Hawaii?"



Deep Burn