Wicked Pissa

For those of you have never spent a significant chunk of time in Maine....Here are some tips for ya.

Apiece: Some distance, sometimes a segment of time.
Bug: Lobster.
Finest kind: The very best around, also a drug reference.
Car: Any kind of automobile.
Dite: A small amount.
Flatlandah: Someone "from away" (or from the "flatlands", specifically referring to nearby southern New England and urbanized states like Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, etc.)

Bumpah Stickas are popular.
So are personalized plates.



I took this picture with my phone.
I guess the days of talking and pumping are over.



Sangillos...Jello shots and locals = Heaven



This was displayed in the window of a souvenir shop down in the Old Port.
In case you can't see.
It's a global warming mug....When it heats up it shows you the disapearing coastlines.
Is this disturbing to anyone else?





All drinks are served in pint glasses....Which...To me is a slice of heaven on earth.
5 bucks for a pint glass size Stoli soda.
Love it.
Love Maine.

The Overkill Killer

We are cursing and cooking salt wings and lately we have been staying out way too late...Too often...

Here's some things one would find at the Fulton Street Mall.

Leather skeleton vest with mesh eyes and full zip up hood.



Grills...



Slutty Mannequins...


Juniors...



Subtle enlightenment...



Moral murals...



Is the Dumb and Dumber look in...Guess so.

CMJesus Mary and Joseph

Days upon days of music and booze and bars and face time will push you to new levels...By that I mean it will make you come home at 4am and take Emo teen pictures...Which way do you slit again?



Some bands i saw this week...

The Jealous Girlfriends
Illinois
Pattern is Movement
The Foals
Band of Horses
Peter, Bjorn without John.
Slaraffenland
The Subjects
Luke Temple
Sam Champion


Check out this cannoli shell.



This woman spit on me outside the OTB.



Saw this shirt at the dry cleaners. I hope it never gets picked up.



You know when you're playing Pac-man and somehow you go through a Ghost and live?
This image will not evoke that feeling.


24 ounce PBRs......



and laser rings...I'm just sayin.

Off the Ropes

Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.

There was a wrestling match in the elementary school parking lot by my house today.
Two dollar admission and everything that came after was priceless.

The match was Shaolin vs Some Guy From Boston.
Kids were shouting things like..."You're an Ugly Stupid Wimp!" and also..."Fag" and "Homo"

The Gutter

Just because I'm talking shit doesn't mean I didn't have fun.
Before I went to the new bowling alley in Brooklyn..(The Gutter)...I saw some pictures on the internet machine...I'm gonna show you one and then we can talk about how misleading the world is.



So...When I saw this picture I thought it was awesome that we were going to have a real bowling alley in town...
What they don't show in any of the postings is the partition of windows in the middle of the place...Basically...It's not that deep...They're are only about 8 lanes and you are almost always going to wait an hour....During this hour you will drink overpriced micro-brews and forget for a short time that going bowling is about to cost you 60 bucks.
The bowling portion is fun...But also prepare for a total H-ster shit show which will involve men with ironic stashes falling drunk onto your lane...Or drunk girls getting pissed that "Nobody was watching!" when she got down 3 pins and is about to break her previous score of 64.
Also...The guy at the door has a really bad memory...So just keep your ID close...I showed mine at least 7 times that night.

Random Google

"East" Williamsburg

Just so you know...It bothers people if you say you live in Williamsburg and you really live off the Graham stop...The truth hurts...


I'm baffled.
Check this out.



I'll buy one for anyone who is willing to taste the most expensive item on the White Castle menu.
Surf and Turf
In case the picture doesn't provide...
It's a bun..cheese...onions that I thought were maggots when I was a child and refused to eat them at Mcdonalds....a burg...A fried fish square...a bun...cheese...maggots...a burg and a bun.
Looks like there are sorted condiments in the mix.

I love that shit... I Like this guy.
I asked to take his picture and he told me I was Bold...I was drunk...He was awesome.

Shadingy

I'm not a Hippie...
Would a Hippie have black tapered Levis??
Or an arbitrary tattoo on her forearm??
Here's some pics from the past month...I left LA at the end of August and shuffled up to Burning Man...



Flight delays brought Greg and I here...This place looked like Candyland inside...Think fake flowers, pink everything and wall to wall carpets....



After s-loads of rope and making important choices about which Wal-Mart kid bikes we were going to purchase....This is what the rental looked like....



This is what the rental looked like 7 days later with more garbage in tow...I believe this was in the Geriatric parking lot of the "Nugget" Casino in Carson City....They had an entire lot for handicapped parking....

Here's some pics from The week....

Feisty

Can we all just pause and appreciate people like Amy Winehouse.
Without them we would never get to feel so damn sane.
Thanks Amy.


So I went to the American Apparal factory in Downtown LA.
I have some issues with that company....For instance..This....


In case you can't read the sign...It says "American Apparal is an Industrial Revolution."
Yeak..OK..Eli fuckin' Whitney.
Thousands of illegal immigrants workin' for commission on productivity.
Fuck off...



This does not look like a printing press and sure as shit doesn't look like a cotton gin...Industrial Revolution...Interchangable parts...please...

I still bought shit...



Just another day in....

Four days of bliss with the best blonde in the burg.

Venice Beach..This was at the exact moment that we saw a chihuahua with a gigantic penis stroll by as his owner reffered to him and another dog as his "love machines."



This lady battled with the umbrella for a long enough time to notice...



She eventually won.



This was cool



This was cooler.



This was the coolest.




Baffled by a tote bag once again.



Sometimes we learn the hard way...There's an apparant price to pay when you hold a Datsun puppy at a mall pet store...You know how they roll....around in their own poop!