Off the Ropes

Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.

There was a wrestling match in the elementary school parking lot by my house today.
Two dollar admission and everything that came after was priceless.

The match was Shaolin vs Some Guy From Boston.
Kids were shouting things like..."You're an Ugly Stupid Wimp!" and also..."Fag" and "Homo"

The Gutter

Just because I'm talking shit doesn't mean I didn't have fun.
Before I went to the new bowling alley in Brooklyn..(The Gutter)...I saw some pictures on the internet machine...I'm gonna show you one and then we can talk about how misleading the world is.



So...When I saw this picture I thought it was awesome that we were going to have a real bowling alley in town...
What they don't show in any of the postings is the partition of windows in the middle of the place...Basically...It's not that deep...They're are only about 8 lanes and you are almost always going to wait an hour....During this hour you will drink overpriced micro-brews and forget for a short time that going bowling is about to cost you 60 bucks.
The bowling portion is fun...But also prepare for a total H-ster shit show which will involve men with ironic stashes falling drunk onto your lane...Or drunk girls getting pissed that "Nobody was watching!" when she got down 3 pins and is about to break her previous score of 64.
Also...The guy at the door has a really bad memory...So just keep your ID close...I showed mine at least 7 times that night.

Random Google

"East" Williamsburg

Just so you know...It bothers people if you say you live in Williamsburg and you really live off the Graham stop...The truth hurts...


I'm baffled.
Check this out.



I'll buy one for anyone who is willing to taste the most expensive item on the White Castle menu.
Surf and Turf
In case the picture doesn't provide...
It's a bun..cheese...onions that I thought were maggots when I was a child and refused to eat them at Mcdonalds....a burg...A fried fish square...a bun...cheese...maggots...a burg and a bun.
Looks like there are sorted condiments in the mix.

I love that shit... I Like this guy.
I asked to take his picture and he told me I was Bold...I was drunk...He was awesome.

Shadingy

I'm not a Hippie...
Would a Hippie have black tapered Levis??
Or an arbitrary tattoo on her forearm??
Here's some pics from the past month...I left LA at the end of August and shuffled up to Burning Man...



Flight delays brought Greg and I here...This place looked like Candyland inside...Think fake flowers, pink everything and wall to wall carpets....



After s-loads of rope and making important choices about which Wal-Mart kid bikes we were going to purchase....This is what the rental looked like....



This is what the rental looked like 7 days later with more garbage in tow...I believe this was in the Geriatric parking lot of the "Nugget" Casino in Carson City....They had an entire lot for handicapped parking....

Here's some pics from The week....